PLMs Lyrics

Servin' it one time, to the three time, to the four

No second base, I don't need those to score

Oh shit, is that, ya bitch

My fault, didn't mean, to hit

Shit was just so fine, ya baby momma the goat

In ya house she mommy, but in mine she my hoe

Hit it two time, to three time, to four

She dodging you and she stay callin' me for more

Hit it five time now she stumbles out the door

Hope you sleepin', cleanin' her is a chore

Don't be tight brother, it's not my fault

Your to blame for all this fallin' off

See she likes men full of energy

Not a drunk fuck who fucks up and masturbates

Now you see why they always leave you for poor

It's just 'cus I fuck, yes I fuck their brains in order

I got all these Pretty Little MILFs on my floor

It's just 'cus I fuck, yes I fuck like they are my whore

Rich MILFs, broke MILFs, they all want the same

Some good dick and manly company

White MILFs, brown MILFs, they all play the game

Where to go next if baby daddy turns gay

Fuckin' Twinkie, lost his cream and mommy

Better luck next time buddy, I'm just that charming

Fuckin' slinky, no brains, nobody

Those kids won't fall far from that broke apple tree

Rubbin' and rubbin' and rubbin' off me

Before me, she was fuckin' off beat

Laughin' and screamin' and clawing at me

I bet she wasn't this crazy back in her 20's

Pretty Little MILFs, such a delicacy

It's just 'cus I eat, yes I eat they're age like it's meat

Pretty Little MILFs, such a blessing to see

Its just 'cus I eat, yes I eat your wife and money

No refunds, I'm bankin', I'm reapin', these ladies

They need me, like babies

So MILF-y, so crazy, so milky, so tasty

They love me, so blatantly

No custody, shoot aimlessly

In her is my vacancy

Fuckin' Twinkie, lost his cream and mommy

Better luck next time buddy, I'm just that charming

Fuckin' slinky, no brains, nobody

Those kids won't fall far from that broke apple tree

'Nother sweaty day, back-to-back she dead

It's time to say goodbye to your family today

Overnight she stay, says she's stayin' over late

But not no game night, she stay layin' next to me

Layin' next to me, she done fuck and fell asleep

Guess she pickin' me over her dead-beat daddy

Layin' next to me, no return to misogyny

I'm her new daddy now so just call me papi