Toodles Lyrics

Motherfuck a razor blade

To wash my hair I must be swayed

I don't even care how I'm portrayed

Robbing the payroll is how I get paid

I've been home for months, maybe a decade

I don't remember the last time I got laid

My cats sleep on my shit while I serenade

My career is ruined, my life is delayed

"Eat shit and die," read my resignation letter

I think I can actually do you one better

Fuck you, I wish you all the worst forever

I won, you will never be more clever

Some concede, but I'm more of a fire setter

You'll be hearing from my lawyer for your brave endeavor

Motherfuck a checklist

I dumped the clothes in the closet and dismissed

I forgot whatever meal it was I missed

I wake up at midnight because I insist

If I have to leave my house, I get pissed

I drink my tea in an uncertain abyss

I don't quite know what I did to deserve this

In case you're wondering, it's my ass you can kiss

"Eat shit and die," read my resignation letter

I think I can actually do you one better

Fuck you, I wish you all the worst forever

I won, you will never be more clever

Some concede, but I'm more of a fire setter

You'll be hearing from my lawyer for your brave endeavor