The Beaver Dam Bar Lyrics

The Beaver Dam Bar is the place to be

You'll have a lota fun, I guarantee

Get there early and find a table

If you don't do that you won't be able

It's the Beaver Dam Bar on 91

Just past the Market that is left undone

It's a crazy place where the locals go

To do some drinkin' and watch the show

There's a mower on a pole in the parkin lot

Cruise around a bit till ya find a spot

Belly up to the bar and order a beer

Say Howdy to Bill if he's somewhere near

Some Saturday mornin' you're in for a treat

Watch the Hot Rods run up and down the street

Take your honey by the hand and head out back

The lawnmowers race on a circle track

You can soak up the sun on the patio

Order some fries from the Wagon "to go"

Tell lies with your buddies in the parkin lot

Drink a dozen beers just don't get caught.

There's a Gal out front that'll cut your hair

Just take a seat in her barber's chair

The Beaver Dam Jam is a sight to behold cause

The people there are over fifty-five years old