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Good afternoon, Mr. Harmon

How are you today?

I'm alright, Dr. Abbott, how about yourself?

Ah, I can't complain, thank you for asking

Now, before we begin the experiment today

Could you please verify your full name and date of birth?

Christopher Harmon, January 24th, 2001

Perfect, thank you so much, Mr. Harmon

Now, as we explained in our phone call a couple of weeks ago

Our goal with The Black Wings Experiment is to see if AI intervention

Can help remove the triggers and memory blocks

Often observed in patients with severe mental trauma and PTSD

The hope is that the AI will help alleviate the patient's inability

To talk about and remember certain subjects

Which, in theory, would open the door for much faster progress

And many more breakthroughs throughout the process

Of their therapy and mental rehabilitation

Alright, Mr. Harmon, the AI is on and running, everything looks good

So if you'll just put these headphones on for me

Alright

Alright, Mr. Harmon, so here's how this is going to work

I'm gonna start the program and then I'll be sitting right here in front of you

And I'm gonna start asking you some questions that

Based on the information you've provided for us

Should trigger the AI to recognize the hesitation

And difficulty you feel towards answering

At which point, the program should pull back those emotions

And be able to let you be more open and honest with yourself

Than you ever have been before

Now, do you feel ready to proceed?

I mean, I guess so

Wonderful, let's begin

Greetings, user 08249, I am Zephyr

Thank you for participating in our experiment today

Momentarily, you will hear an audio queue to indicate that the experiment has begun

After hearing this tone, please move forward with the session normally

Thank you