Klondike Bar Lyrics

You don't even know

You know even know what I'd do for a Klondike bar, you don't know

You know even know what I'd do for a Klondike bar, you don't know

You know even know what I'd do for a Klondike bar, you don't know

You know even know what I'd do for a Klondike, Klondike

You don't even know what I'd do

Take a big duke eat a pile of poop

Make out with a dude masturbate with some glue

I'd even strip my clothes off on family feud

Hear the ice cream man and he's pulling up

Gotta put my dick down and I'm pulling up

My pants get a couple dollars and I ask my mom

Said, can I go out to the ice cream man?

Cuttin' everybody to the front of the line

I wanna get a little ice cream and put it in my mouth

I don't care if hot I don't care if it's cold

I just wanna go and eat the little treat I was sold

He said, hey man you should go to the back

You think I didn't see you cutting all these people like that

You think it gives you better reasons to go and dip in my stash

I leave your culdesac I put my foot on the gas

I slapped that bitch in the face

The way you're talking to me

Think I was going through the motions when you told that to me?

You got me up in a mood now I'm a different dude

There's not a thing I'd not do to get that Klondike from you

Alright J-Jesus, here's your, just take it just take it

Thank you, thank you

Now that'll be $3.50

$3.50?

Now here, we gotta a problem, all I have is two dollars

Gotta go back in and ask my Momma

Just know how it's gonna sound

When I go ask for a front on my allowance

I just know she'll say no

When we start discussing the additional pay though

Ishyaboi should go and get a job in the day-o

Cause you went and spent your last allowance on Halo

This ain't even about me

This about the man with frosty treats he's impounding

I don't think he's gonna go and share them without me

Saying something to his face or taking a pounding

Hear the ice cream man and he drives away

Ishyaboi you acting crazy eh what do you say?

There's a big of flash and explosion

Said, did you go and blow up the ice cream man?

You don't even know

You know even know what I'd do for a Klondike bar, you don't know

You know even know what I'd do for a Klondike bar, you don't know

You know even know what I'd do for a Klondike bar, you don't know

You know even know what I'd do for a Klondike, Klondike