Impractical Jokers Lyrics

Joe and Sal and Murr and Q

Were called the Impractical Jokers

The laughs were many, the tears were few

With the Impractical Jokers

But one night in port at Staten Isle

Sal and Q did cry

For Joe had devoured his best friend Murr

And no-one could fathom why

The ruling was final, the punishment swift

What else could they think to do?

But sentence old Joe to a lifetime at sea

For devouring poor old Q

Where did you come from?

Where did you go?

Where in the world is Impractical Joe?

Where did you come from?

Where did you go?

Why did you eat your friend Sal, you BITCH?

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