My Brain Is Lasers Lyrics

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it's a laser

I want to date her but I don't know where to take her

You say you love me but I know that you're a faker

A faker

Watch this bit go

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it's a laser

I want to date her but I don't know where to take her

You say you love me but I know that you're a faker

A faker

Just a faker

I just made a song and now I'm making another bop

I'm a hit with an unused butter sock

All this talk on twitter I don't know who to trust or not

Please don't make me snap like a DJ Mustard Drop

Do you like it when I try to be comedic

My life's a movie that your mom won't let you see yet

If you don't say something nice than you're a meanie

She called me baby I don't even wear a beanie

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it's a laser

I want to date her but I don't know where to take her

You say you love me but I know that you're a faker

Faker

Just a faker

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it's a laser

I want to date her but I don't know where to take her

You say you love me but I know that you're a faker

A faker

I don't drink so call me Flobots I can't handle bars

I'm on twitter where the handles are

I just showed up in the Thanos car

I just showed up to the rave all pink like I'm in camouflage

Spent ten minutes in that space like CEO of Amazon

Wait I was wrong, it was eleven

Now my nose is bleeding, just like I'm Eleven

I might throw a tantrum, just like I was seven

I might cook some bacon, just like I was Kevin

I'm trying to get a hold of myself by writing these Glitch Gum songs

But I've written a ton and I still can't magically fix what I'm doing wrong

So I'm going to keep writing

I bet I could punch hard, but I'm not one for fighting

I can do something well really fast like it's lightning

Hop in the Vroom-Vroom car let's keep driving

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it's a laser

I want to date her but I don't know where to take her

You say you love me but I know that you're a faker

A faker

Watch this bit go

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew it's a laser

I want to date her but I don't know where to take her

You say you love me but I know that you're a faker

A faker

Just a faker