My Friends Are Sober Lyrics

Nobody drinks anymore

And nobody smokes

So I guess I'll go home now

Everyone's leaving the bar

And I'm getting older

My summer is over

My friends are sober

Life of the party

But your ego is dead

You've been living inside your head

Writing jokes on the bathroom stalls

You call up a friend

But he's busy again

You never could understand

How a sinister kid

Could move into an urban sprawl

The time's gonna catch up to you

Baby, the damage is done

No, you're not twenty-one now

Nobody drinks anymore

And nobody smokes

So I guess I'll go home now

Everyone's leaving the bar

And I'm getting older

My summer is over

My friends are sober

Oooh

Oooh

Oooh

And after the party

When you cry in the cab

Am I turning into my dad

You let your tabs

And your waistline grow

But who needs friends

When you've got Heinekens

And three more years to spend

Until the kids start calling you old

The time's gonna catch up to you

Baby, the damage is done

No, you're not twenty-one now

Nobody drinks anymore

And nobody smokes

So I guess I'll go home now

Everyone's leaving the bar

And I'm getting older

My summer is over

My friends are sober

Oooh

Oooh

Oooh

Life's such a bitch

And then you die

Why waste it getting drunk and high

Like I do

Oh why do I do it

'Cause I'd stomp out every cigarette

Pour every bottle I regret

To relive my prime

Why do I bother asking why

Nobody drinks anymore

And nobody smokes

So I guess I'll go home now

Everyone's leaving the bar

And I'm getting older

My summer is over

My friends are sober

Nobody drinks anymore

And nobody smokes

So I guess I'll go home now

Everyone's leaving the bar

And I'm getting older

My summer is over

My friends are sober