Goth Girlfriend Lyrics

This is a band shirt from 10 years ago

Hot topic l shall never outgrow

I am almost 28 though

It just goes to show

Goth is not a phase, I'm just a black-hearted ho

I'm not a faggot so I was never emo

Sugar are we going down? No

Always flipping their hair to and fro

Eyeliner, bordering on albino

I'll break your fucking guitar if you know

Hey there Delilah and give an unwanted talent show

Goths are by far the superior clique

We move onto that bdsm shit real quick

We dance like we can't pick

Between fighting and a Tourette's tic

Either way we gonna kick

Snap that motherfucking glow stick

I was just the quiet goth chick

Septum ring, black tattoos, slick

Didn't look good in black lipstick

But who cares when you're this thick

These docs are from the 8th grade

I wore them to gym class, it's been a decade

90 degrees, all black, on the track, no shade

But now I also wear flower dresses and suede

Robert smith rolls in his bed/grave

But the nine inch nails gear is what gets me laid

Dominatrixes fought over me and never once played

Last year I was the worst one's bridesmaid

I'm single; let me be your upgrade

A goth girlfriend is cute and very badly behaved

Me and my goth girlfriend

This vampire shit ain't pretend

Played cello in class but wanted my guitar instead

At home I had a les Paul and learned how to shred

Could've sang that 90's shit til I dropped dead

I wanna fuck you like an animal will always be well said

Dyed my hair fire engine, they called me red

Chipped Black fingernails, wallet chain edge

No, I'm not standing for the god damned pledge

Tell the class about yourself, Jess why don't you go

My favorite movie is sound of music and also the crow

Accidentally got invited to a party wasn't gonna show

Until I heard them bitching and then had to do so

I knew every girl there would dress like a ho

I smiled and went as a fucking zombie though

Rollin up with rob zombie dragula bro

Burn through the witches and shit, fuck he mean though

Now I'm wearing corsets in 45 degrees, how you grow

From smoking weed at the masquerade to vaping at the show