I'm Starting Shit Lyrics

God damn toaster aflame

Walmart to blame

4 dollars of shame

Bitch gonna die or make a claim

God damn Christmas tree now burned

Shoulda took that shit down before Jesus returned

Throw my hands in the air; I am unconcerned

Many a table to be turned

Oh I smoke in bed you know what for

I'm a nicotine addict and yeah a whore

My escape plan is to live on the ground floor

Smoking kills kids, try the liquor store

Ashtray on my bedside drawer

Smoldered like never before

Don't do drugs kids, you can't smell anymore

Open flame hates when she's indoor

Well anyway fuck all that shitty decor

I'm comin for every acre

Record breaker

Widowmaker

Be my friend ima quaker

You a fire escaper

I'm fuckin 6,000 degrees Fahrenheit

Who's feelin on fire tonight

Because literally you're alight

I burn blue and bright

Gallon of gasoline trumps dynamite

Yeah that tree just exploded outright

I'm starting fires with ice

I'm starting shit by playing nice

Run with ger money like edelweiss

Prankster, gangster like paradise

Blindspotless, no three mice

Kickasian serving spice

Oh boy you got a safety device

Ima roll eyes like dice

I'm child proof, Fischer price

You ain't fire proof, ich weiss

I'm comin for every acre

Record breaker

Widowmaker

Be my friend ima quaker

You a fire escaper

Ok let me explain

I'm god damn insane

The story's the same

All hail butane

Kerosene gonna Queen

Explosion Girl gonna be mean

You're gonna scream

Plate let me get, bloodstream

Ain't cookin dough, ice cream

A stigma tism laser beam

I Sing a Sonetto rhyme scheme

You're an a version, math team

I run circles around, track team

Don't it seem

I reign supreme

Let's stick with the theme