Get This Kid a Medal Lyrics

High chair, looking over heads

Getting spoon fed you'll grow up soft

But it's kosher cause the grocer still hands you suckers

But have you wondered

When you stand still, do you feel well

Do you have dreams or stories to tell

Stories to tell

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Please tender your resignation

You don't get no recognition for just showing up

Big Steve did not sit there

Until success flew through the air

If you think that, then don't expect him

To let it land in your lap

When you stand still, do you feel well

Do you have dreams or stories to tell

Stories to tell

Thanks for your participation

Please tender your resignation

You don't get no recognition for just showing up

I should have stopped to go get this kid a medal

Well, you better get this kid a medal

Whoa, you better get this kid a medal

Oh, you gotta get this kid a medal

Cause you are special, special

Everyone's so special

Just cause you're a unique being

Doesn't mean you're owed anything

I wanna see you proud

I wanna see you try

I wanna see the look in your eyes

When they stop and say "Get this kid a medal"

Well, you better get this kid a medal

Whoa, you gotta get this kid a medal

Whoa, you better go and get this kid a medal

Thanks for your participation

Please tender your resignation

You don't get no recognition for just showing up