gsauce Lyrics

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Living life on the edge, like I'm always masturbating

Yeah this shit is getting catastrophic, bars are looking devastating

Bitch I'm independent so I suck my own dick

Yeah ain't nobody gonna try me when I pull up with a stick

I'm always popping that Viagra, yeah you know I'm going hard

All this drip, you might slip, someone call the coast guard

Oh yeah we only have six lines, we just started the code

I got that nuclear nut shit, I'm bout to explode

Yeah that ass like two planets, so I might just be the world eater

Money getting longer, looking like Shaquille O'Neal's peter

Walk up in the party looking hot, feeling like a heater

Brodie tried to call my music ass, that's a misdemeanor

Yea it's getting serious, cause this homeboy delirious

I think I'm really bout to have to show him just who Gson is

I wind up my hands and I smack him on the ass

I say wanna go again, he said I think I'm gonna pass

Living life on the edge, like I'm always masturbating

Yeah this shit is getting catastrophic, bars are looking devastating

Yeah you know I'm independent so I suck my own dick

Yeah ain't nobody gonna try me when I pull up with a stick

I'm always popping that Viagra, yeah you know I'm going hard

All this drip, you might slip, someone call the coast guard

Yeah I'm cooking up these bars like a bakery cupcakery

Yeah I never give a fuck, because I'm always with that chastity

The king of shitting, always dripping, opp molestah, never tripping

Always cooking in the kitchen, who the fuck you think you dissing

I might just get straight to pissing, tbag your ass cause I'm malicious

Hydrofluoric, cum acidic, pee on his face a new pisscription

Too much drip, I own the ocean, I'm the flounder of this bitch

All this rapping, gotta scratch my balls, yeah they really itch

Ass too fat, whenever I sit down, I'm just making craters

Doofinshmirtz he pull up boutta bust he keep a sperminator

Ball smasher, nutcracker, testicle attacker

Yeah if I see Santa's sack around this bitch, I just might have to smack it

Pulling up inside the kitchen with an egg, I gotta crack it

God damn it's getting real hot in here, I might take off my jacket

Gotta stay protective up in here, put on your oven mitts

And don't you touch the motherfucking stove, just like me it's lit

Cooking shit up here, real good, now we never pause

Educate your ass while staying dripped, call me G-Sauce