Golden Unicorn Lyrics

I believe in mythological creatures

Like a man who listens to what cha gotta say

(That's what she said)

I believe in hypothetical solutions

But, the pathological gets in the way

(Cray, Cray)

I believe in ecological conditions

(Oil that is)

Oh, the fairytales the government down plays

(Black gold, Texas tea)

I believe in astrological constellations

May your Mercury be more Freddie than retrograde

(Ay-Oh)

A left, A left, A left right left

The left wing

The right wing

The same dang flippin' bird

Save your country

Like it was always great

Save a horse

Heck, Just give 'em a name

Save your words

For what cha really adore

Save a cowboy

And Ri-i-ide

Your Golden Unicorn

I believe in Nostradamusical predictions

(Nose drippin' what?)

But, we ain't on the same book

Let alone the same page

I believe in Metaphysical creations

As we make up our own stories along the way

(That's His-Story, Git it?)

I believe in mermaids, dragons, fairies, and Jesus

In my heart, they all meet up and play

(And pray)

I believe in equal rights for all God's creatures

Got my rainbow Pride in the good 'ol US of A

(Hey Girl, Hay)

A left, A left, A left right left

The left wing

The right wing

The same dang flippin' bird

Whoo

Save your country

Like it was always great

Save a horse

Just give 'em a name

Save your words

For what cha really adore

Save a cowboy

And Ri-i-ide

Your Golden Unicorn

Gonna ri-i-ide my Golden Unicorn

America, America

Wonderland of make believe

Freedom for the filthy rich

And unicorn poop cake for you and me

It's Ameri-Can, Not Ameri-Can't

The Neverland of liberty

I can't afford another cattle ranch

(Good)

Poor Me

Another shot of golden whiskey for my Golden Unicorn

Hold up, gotta take a leak

Awe, Gee shucks

Now, Where was I?

I believe in mythological creatures

(The chorus)

That's right

(Dim wit)

A left

The same dang flippin' bird

Save your country

Like it was always great

Save a horse

Y'all just git 'em a name already

(How 'bout Ed?)

Save your words

For what cha really adore

Save a cowboy

And Ri-i-de

Your Golden Unicorn

Gonna ri-i-ide my Golden Unicorn

Gonna ri-i-ide

Whoo

Let me speak to the manager