Happy Fucking Birthday Lyrics

I'll be 25 way too soon

In just a few turns of the moon

Quarter of a century already through

And still nothing I like to do

But smoke all my weed in front of the TV

And pretend like that's the same as doing something

And once a week I'll even try and sing

And pretend that somebody's listening

Someone who adores me

And I'm real good at performing

Real good at pretending that I'm happy

I moved to LA all the way from Georgia

Gave myself till I was 24

Gonna carve out my name, I'm gonna open doors

I'll be somebody by then I'm sure

But next week I'll be turning 25

Gave up pursuit of trying to thrive

It's all that I can do to just survive

LA is where dreams go to die

Now I drink away my pain

While I put on a game

And pretend I'm where I wanna be at this age

And every couple days, I'll go and take the stage

And pretend there's somebody who knows my name

Someone who adores me

And I'm real good at performing

Real good at pretending I love LA

Thought I would be somewhere else

Happier, in better health

Accumulated some sort of wealth by now

But I'm past the point of hopes and dreams

I hit my vape, smoked my tree

And fret over what I should've been somehow

I guess it's happy fucking birthday to me

Happy fucking birthday to me

No, really, it's the American dream

Happy birthday to me

Happy fucking birthday to me

No one's fucking listening

No one gives a shit I sing

Here's the cake with extra icing for me

Happy fucking birthday to me

Happy fucking birthday to me

Me