Qualified Physichian Lyrics

Qualified Physichian - Gerald Kiweewa

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I am not a qualified physician

And i dont want to give this injection

I am not a qualified physician

And I don’t wanna give this injection

The lady is begin for trouble

She insist I should give her this needle

Darling one thing you are to know don’t blame me for where the needle goes …

I push it in she pulls it out

I push it back she start to shout

Doctor ring ding your terrible

I can’t stand the size of your needle

She lie down in such a position

Was difficult to give the injection

She start holding on to the needle

Maki me so uncomfortable

I say darling you be steady

I am goi to end in very shortly

She say doctor ring ding am sorry

But the size of your needle frightens me

I push it in she pulls it out

I push it back she start to shout

Doct ring ding it’s terrible

I can stand the size of your needle

She still wouldn’t lie down quietly

Constantly moving her body

So i slap her in the face with vexation

And keep on giving the injection

She say doctor stop it

I can’t stand the pain

I don’t think you’re inside the right hole

I slick her in the full it won’t be told

The must be sticking in the wrong hole

I push it in she pulls it out

I push it back she start to shout

Doctor ring ding you’re terrible

I can’t stand the size of your needle

I pull it from the hole and start again

I have the needle now in the right thing

The needle just gone in half an inch

The stupid jolly lady start to flinch

Suddenly she say it is working

I can feel the penicillin going in

I say you little fool look what you do

Take and break a needle into you

I push it in she pulls it out

I push it back she start to shout.

Doctor ring ding it’s terrible

I can’t stand the size of your needle