Credit Card Lyrics

I'm fucking broke

Don't know where I'm gonna go

Wanna stay in my bed

Making music from inside my head

Get a real job

You are a slob

Don't be a bard

Get a fucking credit card

I know that you can

You're just being lazy

Bitch it ain't that easy

I know I tend to play the bard

But now I really need a credit card

Gotta break past all the guards

But I'm getting out unarmed

Don't think they want the knowledge

I'm not going back to college

Get a real job

You are a slob

Don't be a bard

Get a fucking credit card

I know that you can

You're just being lazy

Bitch it ain't that easy

This is something I say in privacy

Talking on the phone gives me anxiety

Dad thinks I can do it undeniably

But it makes me wanna hide entirely

I know I need a 'real job'

I know I need to 'stay calm'

I know I need money

To live in society

I don't wanna compromise

If you can't bare to see then close your eyes

Get a real job

You are a slob

Don't be a bard

Get a fucking credit card

I know that you can

You're just being lazy

Bitch it ain't that easy

I know I tend to play the bard

But now I really need a credit card

Gotta break past all the guards

But I'm getting out unarmed

Don't think they want the knowledge

I'm not going back to college

Get a real job

You are a slob

Don't be a bard

Get a fucking credit card

I know that you can

You're just being lazy

Bitch it ain't that easy

I know I have shit to do

Laundry and call the fools that make the rules

Have you ever lived under somebody's thumb

And struggling trying to become someone

If you only had a couple dollars

Maybe then you'd be able to conquer

Able to conquer

Get a real job

You are a slob

Don't be a bard

Get a fucking credit card

I know that you can

You're just being lazy

Bitch it ain't that easy

I know I tend to play the bard

But now I really need a credit card

Gotta break past all the guards

But I'm getting out unarmed

You're gonna have to deal with the knowledge

I'm not going back to college

So to my dad, my grandma and grandpa, and all the rest

This is what I'm gonna do

No longer pretend to be that girl for you