Elephant Man Lyrics

I'm gon' skip the chorus, and get straight to the point

Connect the Wi-Fi, unzip my pants and light a blunt

Dick long as a paragraph, cuz I beat the pussy like a typewriter

Try to smoke a blunt, she said nah, I can't get no higher

Finger roll the pussy like Iverson, keep her moaning all night

My shit hard is a loaf of bread, left open from last night

Damn right I laid plumber pipe, and leave her sleep til' Sunday night

Niggas who hate this song, eat the bitch all night

Why you think she's in the street at 2 am, trying to fight

But always in the end, that bitch just ain't my type

Circumcised elephant trunk, I see a fine ass zookeeper

Cheetah print capris, looking like mia khalifa

Bend over and arch your back, throw your legs behind your head

Her legs went to shakin', and floated off the bed

Never lied on my dick, you can ask your sister and mama

Both of them went vegan, and suck the healthy cucumber

Surgical tech, police chick and a teacher too

"Dick-Her- Down- Professional", but my music make her more sexual

Paranoia, hallucinations and anger considered side effects

I'm 6'5 and smooth as hell, what else would you expect

I can back up to talking, grab your bitch and keep on walkin

Voicemails and texts, now she graduated to stalkin

When you get home, she smell like weed, half naked playing etg

Eatin' a bag of chips n' ain't no dinner, don't look at me

I can't be her Superman, but she can call me punisher

"Fifty Shades of Gray", cup of Lean and a swisher

I got a tongue like Twista, have you twisted up like twister

Fuck is wrong wit' you niggas, kissin' bitches wit' blisters

Twin sisters into photography, always taking pictures

My schlong and "Go Pro", I need a collage of pictures

Stampede up at your crib, no Jumanji wit' all your shit

In a camo fit with a bad bitch, big tits who love elephants

Dick bust out the rubber, oh I might be in trouble

If my dick long is this song, then these bitches in trouble

I beat the pussy like Kimbo, heard the bitch a nympho

Pass her to my kinfolk, next heavy walk with a limp though

When I pull out she got hiccups, avalanche down her chest

$5 footlong, she eat fresh dick sandwiches

She float like a butterfly, I sting and buzz like a bee

I can smell the coochie like a hammerhead, from 90 ft

Dick come wit' a gold tip, here's a napkin wipe ya' lip

Fire ass pussy, grab my water hose and killed it quick

Lady Luck got pregnant, Maury I hope the baby is mine

Fuck the bitch like T-Mobile, but keep comin' back every time

I need a motion picture, pornography opening

Flag me in like a airplane on a runway, I'm captain dick