The Cow Song Lyrics

Everyone always says that cows are stupid

Eat grass in the valley all day there, lookin' stupid

They're really only good for one thing

We all know just why they're here

But I still don't understand

Cos everyone knows his soul is bound for heaven

And everyone knows his rump will soon be roasted

But nobody knows why they said that the cow was stupid

Stupid cow, if you're a stupid cow

You're not half as stupid as me

Someday, maybe your luck might turn around

Everyone always says that the sheep will follow

And everyone knows the wolves won't stop to think, (or even blink)

But nobody knows why they said that the sheep would follow

Blind sheep, if you're a blind sheep

You're not half as blind as me

Someday, maybe your luck might turn around