Bad Day Not To Be Here Lyrics

Pontoons out on the water

Pushin' 85 with a breeze

Cooler full of anything you could want

Iced-down and ready to drink

And every cloud in the big old sky

Has up and disappeared

It's a bad bad bad bad day

Not to be here

Summertime tunes on the airwaves

Crankin' up nice and loud

Double dose of anything goes

With a good time Charlie crowd

And we're double dipping

Back flipping

Bunch of new dive pioneers

It's a bad bad bad bad day

Not to be here

We got a grill full of weenies

Babes in bikinis

Rubbin' on the SPF

Waterslide's rocking

Mini-tramp hopping

Don't get no better than this

If you ain't on deck

You're sure as heck

Gonna miss the best party of the whole dang year

You picked a bad bad bad bad day

Not to be here

Tell me what you got going

That tops a good topless tan

Cannonballs off the starboard

With a koozie in your hand

Bubba fell down the stairway

Never spilt one drop of beer

Not a one

Well, it's a bad bad bad bad day

Not to be here

We got a grill full of weenies

Babes in bikinis

Rubbin' on the SPF

Waterslide's rocking

Mini-tramp hopping

Don't get no better than this

If you ain't on deck

You're sure as heck

Gonna miss the best party of the whole dang year

You picked a bad bad bad bad day

Not to be here

Let's get 'em boys

Yeah, if you ain't on deck

You're sure as heck

Gonna miss the best party of the whole dang year

You picked a bad bad bad bad day

Not to be here

Yeah, not to be here

Yeah, not to be here

Woohoo

Woohoo

Woohoo

Woohoo