Celebrazombie Lyrics

Late one night inside the lab the doc and me we were smoking hash

Leafing through the pages of a trashy magazine

Let's take Tom Sellecks hairy chests, add ego of Kanye West

And the tongue of dice clay to make it sound obscene

Lindsay Lohan's driving skills, alcohol and sleeping pills

Bring a couple of duck brothers, and ten to 15 Duggers

Face of Michael Jackson, ass of a Kardashian

Break the hair of Donald Trump, What the fuck it's standing up

We have created a celebri-zombie, out of the artificial womb

Created a celebri-zombie

Schwartzenagger arms barbed wire tattoos

Out the door and on the loose you'll see it on the nightly news

Drugs and sex, drugs and booze, rehabs just to cure those blues

Seem inside the shopping cart, feeling truly raging hot

Ceiling breaking, making scenes in his mother's magazine

Hanging in the trailer park, pissing on the high-price art

Passing out in bathroom stalls walking down the rehab halls

Some say they can't be true

I don't care, hell yeah I do

I recognize that empty soul, no brains and no sense of control

Look out for celebri-zombie

Let me say it before it's too late

Look out for celebri-zombie

Breaking news "it tits are fake"

March

Right, right, right, right

Left left left left

Left, right, left, right

Brains

All hail the celebrazombie