Johnny and Tony Lyrics

Johnny and Tony fighting in the street

The story is different from everyone you meet

But generally, it goes

John hit Tony on the nose

Then Tony told a joke

And everyone got broken bones

Danny and Suzie walking down the street

After a movie and a little bite to eat

They saw Tony's nose

And the blood on Johnny's clothes

Dan held Sue

But they still saw their due of blows

Everyone said, "Oh no, they're at it again"

("Oh no, they're at it, they'll end up dead")

Everyone said, "Oh no, they're at it again"

("Oh no, they're at it, they'll end up dead")

But Johnny and Tony don't care what people say

They're gonna do what they got to anyway

Johnny and Tony resting afterwards

Said it all started from exchanging words

They couldn't say which ones

They remembered having fun

Then someone told a joke

And the fun got broken up

Johnny said Tony was the one who told the joke

Tony said, "Johnny, do you wanna get choked?"

Then Johnny threw a punch

In fact, he threw a bunch

Tony counted nine

And that gave it the final touch

Everyone said, "Oh no, they're at it again"

("Oh no, they're at it, they'll end up dead")

Everyone said, "Oh no, they're at it again"

("Oh no, they're at it, they'll end up dead")

But Johnny and Tony don't care what people say

They're already out for the count anyway

Johnny and Tony lying in the street

Julie and Lily feel a bump in the back seat

Mom and Dad said, "You know

Not to lay in the road"

But Tony liked the joke

So they both got broken bones

Julie and Lily watch the ambulance come

Johnny and Tony on the stretchers looking dumb

John said, "Tony, it was you"

Tony said, "What did I do?"

Then the fight started back

While they're laying there black and blue

Everyone said, "Oh no, they're at it again"

("Oh no, they're at it, they'll end up dead")

Everyone said, "Oh no, they're at it again"

("Oh no, they're at it, they'll end up dead")