Public Bathrooms Lyrics

Public Bathrooms

Public Bathrooms

Public Bathrooms

They suck

They suck

They suck

We need cleaner toilets

We need cleaner toilets

Get the janitors up in here, man

It's nasty

We can't deal with this short

We need cleaner bars, man

We need the best toilets in like everywhere, man

Like, we cannot deal with these disgusting public bathrooms any longer

Like, they smell

They smell like my dad's farts after he eats beans

They are not pleasant

Okay

We need cleaner bathrooms

We need cleaner public toilets

We need them

We cannot just give up on public bathrooms

We need to keep going with them

We have tourists

We have people who want to keep going places

But like, with these public bathrooms and plain toilets, we will not keep having people come in here because they will be disgusted

Like me, I am genuinely disgusted with what humanity has created

Why

Why are we not cleaning these public bathrooms

We must keep cleaning them

We have to get the soap

The soap in the sponge

And the paper towels

But if we don't have the paper towels, we're gonna die

The toilet paper. Three years ago, toilet paper was most needed

And now no one cares about it

Wipe. You need to wipe

It's disgusting

Wash your hands

Clean the public bathrooms

Clean them

Clean them. Please

Just clean them

It's not that hard a job

All you need to do is just get some gloves on, latex, grab some janitors, and you'll be good to go