Shave My Head Lyrics

I wish that I could slow down time

But I'd only do it when we're hanging out

I wish that I was as strong as a stronger guy

So I could pick you up and not have to put you down until you wanted

I wish that I could have every haircut I've had, all on rotation

But only the ones that I know you like the most

I wish that I could teleport wherever I wanted

So I could teleport straight to you

I wish that I wrote perfect poetry

But I'd only do it to impress the shit out of you

I wish that I wrote better progressions

So I could write songs you'd like to listen to