Vampire Lyrics

There's a vampire in the cave next door And he's haunted me for years

He creeps and crawls on my bedroom floor And tries to bite my ears

I've tried everything to kick him Put garlic on my front door

But he won't leave me alone No, he keeps coming back for more

So I did my research, read the books Talked to my therapist, saw how it looks

Now I know he's just as scared as I am He ain't moving out anytime soon

Gotta get comfortable living room to room And stop being scared of each other

There's a vampire in the cave next door And he's haunted me for years

He likes it when I fall apart And laughs at all my tears

I've grown to really hate him Draw my blinds and lock my door

But he won't leave me alone No, he keeps coming back for more

So I did my research, read the books Talked to my therapist, saw how it looks

Now I know he's just as scared as I am He ain't moving out anytime soon

Gotta get comfortable living room to room And stop being scared of each other

We might not get along But we live on the same lane

As much as he drives me out my mind He's made me strong and sane

I don't have to hide from him or do what he wants

I can live in peace and make a muscle out of his response