John Pork Diss ft. Lil Spork Lyrics

Ay, Lil Drippy Balls, ay Free Brayden

They say violence is never the answer

How bout I pull out a stick and let you think about it

I'm whipping out white bars like I'm in the cartel

I'll hit you with three threes like I'm Colsen Bartell

I'll hit you with a half court shot like I'm Colsen Bartell

I'll throw a slider at all my ops like I'm Colsen Bartell

I'll buy some custom Yeat gear like I'm Colsen Bartell

I'll make my ops forever tired like Colsen Bartell

I just robbed my grandma for $25

I'm going to the NBA, I think I'm a baller

I just robbed your grandma for like three tacos

I just robbed a fat dude, I think he from Morocco

Playing golf with my ops feelings, call me Tiger Woods

Tryna say you'd pull up on me, yeah I wish you would

I'll cut your bark, like I'm chopping wood

Call me Miss Brizzentine, I can't wear a hat or a hood

I just told my mom I'm 20 bucks, she ain't trust me no more

I just gave it back and she still say she ain't trust me no more

I just stole another $20 to buy some food at the store

I just made her a turkey sandwich and she still think I'm a fiend

Me and Unky put together, we carry the whole team

We roll up a tight opp pack what you smoking

Now I ain't chicken out cash, the only thing folding

Say we sinking like a boat, Lil Yachty

I just woke up in a brand new Bugatti

Like I'm Colsen Bartell

I just hit Colsen, I really hope he don't tell

I just robbed three dudes, like I'm Andrew Parker

I just took some off-white J's, like I'm Jesus Flores

I just stole a Spider-Man suit, like I'm John Miller

I just stole a lot of stuff, like I'm Alam Rebollar

I just played Town of Salem all day, like I'm Tyler Dolumba

I just caught three dudes gay, like I'm Levi Thomas

I just ate three quarter pounders, like I'm Zach Fry

I just grew out a mustache, like I'm Cooper Alexander

I just air-balled a layup, like I'm Ronnie Duncan

I just air-balled a three, like I'm Landyn Blankenship

I just got rejected by a woman, like I'm Connor Lewis

I work out every day in the gym, like I'm Arrington Short

Call me Gabe Franklin, because I'm real short

Call me Rio, the way I'm getting dumber and dumber

Mario just pulled up to my house, I only asked for a plumber

I thought it was an eggplant, nah it's really a cucumber

John Pork just called, I'm asking how he get my number

I should ask John Pork how to get a hundred

I should ask John Pork how to get a plumber

How to get a plumber that ain't Mario

John Pork just told me to hire Wario

I just stacked a hundred all the way up to the moon

I tried to mine some Bitcoin, my PC went kaboom

Wait a minute, John Pork's calling me again

John Pork just asked me to be friends