Elf lord slain by a goblin blade


But justice waited in the very next frame

It's Marvel Girl

Stop action heroine
 better than heroin

Cities fall to rubble
as the battle increases


Throwing heavy objects
 with her telekinesis

It's Marvel Girl


Marvel Girl's origin 
will be explained in the bridge

Bitten by an irradiated monkey


From a traveling gypsy show

Her average brain mutated over time


And her powers began to grow

Into Marvel Girl


The coolest of heroines 
better than wonder twins

First you're taken
 by her daunting stance

Then you have to stare
at her skin tight pants


Oh Marvel Girl

Crushes the minds of men

Better than heroin

Cities fall to rubble as her power unleashes

Still she fights for no one but the poor and defenseless

Oh marvel girl

Stop action heroine, better than heroin