I'm a Landlord Lyrics

I made a million dollars last year

I shouldn't tell you how I did it

These bucks keep appearing in my bank account

But I don't remember working

And I didn't do shit to deserve it

I didn't even lift a finger

I didn't do nothing

I'm a landlord

I'm a landlord

I made a billion dollars last year

I'll let you in on the secret

If you own shit you can make others pay for it

And you get a tax break

Never do shit to deserve it

I didn't even lift a finger

And I made a trillion dollars last year

I didn't even lift a finger

I didn't do nothing

I'm a landlord

I'm a landlord

I didn't do nothing

I didn't do nothing

You're paying my pension

I'm a landlord

I extract all of your money

The newspaper says I made it

They're paid off with advertising money

That tells the world how great I am

And I didn't do shit to deserve it

I didn't even lift a finger

I didn't do nothing

And I made a bazillion dollars last year

So you cannot call me a blunder

I didn't do nothing

I'm a landlord