His dad owns a ranch in Texas Lyrics

Did I tell you about this guy I met last week?

Woah woah woah hold on, Imma need a shot first

It was at the party at Sarah's, you know- Wait. Were you here?

No, I couldn't make it

True

Anyways, here's how it goes

So I got to the party in my little black dress

Like, two hours late, but I couldn't care less

And I'm looking for the girls, but the place is crowded

Pour myself a drink, and then someone shouted, (Oh my god you're here)

That Lexi talking, high as fuck (Can you stay on topic?)

Fine, so forget Lexi, and then this stupid guy just ran into me

Now my dress is stained and I smell like vodka

I turn around, "What the fuck is wrong with ya?"

But then

Then what? Who is it?

His...eyes

I don't know what hit me that night, but I feel it might be love this time

Girl, you met him like a week ago

Haven't you heard of cupids's arrow?

I don't know what hit me that night, but I feel it might be love this time

I think I'll ask him out tomorrow

Girl stop. There is more need to know

He turns to me, hasn't yet processed

I'm sorry girl, can I get you something else?

Oh my God, what a charm what a bless

Here's my answer. Maybe you can guess

Ugh, cut to the chase, I just want the tea

We don't have all night just describe him to me

6 feet 2

And his eyes?

Green or blue, and got little dimples, just like you,

What about his hair?

Brown and curly, just like your ex

Let's not talk about Billy

He's wealthy as fuck, he's not one to hide

Pretentious?

Yeah, but still has a good side

A good side?

Yeah, I mean like, you know

His dad owns a ranch in Texas, wait, so does yours right?

I think he speaks like four languages, like Japanese and Canadian?

Oh and did I mention his dog? It's a tiny Shih Tzu, it's adorable!

Wait wait, stop

Can I see a picture?

Hah, that one

Ugh

What?

That's my brother