Leather Dan Lyrics

Gents and ladies here comes Leather Dan

No novelty act nor your average man

These fourteen years was rotting in the can

Under the stars he's come to make a stand

He's got the will to make it far

No sideshow thrill will break his heart

Leather Dan

There's a line out back all hopin' for a ride

They'll break his balls with fire in their eyes

But a cool cat knows how to take things in stride

How much to show of what he keeps inside

On a good night he'll get away clean

With just the one hole in his jeans

Leather Dan

In the stadium, high up in the stands

His howling scream will orchestrate the dance

The moonlight glitters off them leather pants

That's when the girls all drop into a trance

Around here there's only one star

And room for just one in his car

Leather Dan

Leather Dan

Leather Dan

Leather Dan