Too Old for This Shit Lyrics
- Genre:Pop
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
If you can sing Spice Girls raise your hand
Zig a zig ah hope you understand
We got old y'all, it didn't go as planned
My last friend group is about to disband
My body looks like it went off-brand
My whole life has been deadpanned
28 I woke and knew I was grown
Don't text anymore call me on the phone
The party doesn't start til I postpone
I'm too old for this shit I'm going home
Apparently full shirts are not cool anymore
J crew said I was in the wrong store
Forever 21 said I was on the wrong floor
Never heard of Michael Kohr
Sephora said come hither lonely whore
LensCrafters is what I came here for
Baby showers don't bring flowers in may
Why must they last all fucking day
The wedding was bad enough ok
I ran to the cake from the midair bouquet
I don't want kids, won't spread my dna
I want to do what I want and when anyway
Gen z has me over here looking old
They're the ones who need a hand to hold
Millennials have Starbucks in a chokehold
My bank account said please hold
My 20's flew by and I wore a blind fold
It's time to grow up I was finally told