Alley Cat Lyrics

You know I'm into retail

From the backseat of my car

Everything you see is for sale

And it don't matter who you are

But my blistered Mitsubishi

Broke down yesterday

And I been sitting underneath this peach tree

Just laying neath the shade

Since I'm sitting here doing nothing

I might as well go to jail

So I beat the man beside me

Cuz I might as well go to jail

When I get out in six months

I'm gonna steal me a new car

Fill the backseat with merchandise

And sell it all out of your yard

Rusticated, mutilated, masticated, aggravated

Do what you want

Yes I do mind, I'm agitated

One of these days I'll figure out how to live life

Settle down, sit up straight, walk down a tight line

That'll be the day when you come back running to me

Running to me

Running to me

Running to me

I got me a brand new job

Setting and laying brick

Boss man's a screaming slob

Make a pitbull dog pack sick

So I quit to work for myself

Bring your mortar and a hat

We'll build the town of Knoxville

In 25 minutes flat

Now you're saying I'm wrong

And I'm thinking that you're right

The road to success is long

And my back and shoulders tight

It would help if we had some Mula

To get us good and started

You said you didn't want to break the Law

Then you left me all brokenhearted

Rusticated, mutilated, masticated, aggravated

Do what you want

Yes I do mind, I'm agitated

One of these days I'll figure out how to live life

Settle down, sit up straight, walk down a tight line

That'll be the day when you come back running to me

Running to me

Running to me

Running to me

Well I saw me a little lady

She was screaming at her roughneck dad

Had me wild and crazy

You know she didn't look half bad

When the door slammed in her face

I ran over to the stairs

I said, "I bet you look perty in lace

Atop my antique wingback chairs

I love the gap in your teeth

And the way you drink your mountain dew

I'd bet it'd be pretty sweet

If both of us said 'I do.

That's when she walked around me

Like I wasn't even there

But then she turned around

With her middle finger in the air

Rusticated, mutilated, masticated, aggravated

Do what you want

Yes I do mind, I'm agitated

One of these days I'll figure out how to live life

Settle down, sit up straight, walk down a tight line

That'll be the day when you come back running to me

Running to me

Running to me

Running to me