Space Bar Lyrics

I'm running to the space bar

I'm running to the space bar

I'm running to the space bar

I'm running to the space bar

I step outside and it's fucking cold

Just like my jeans, but my jeans are old

I start to run on a cold hard ground

And we're on Mars bitch there's no one around

I cross the streets and the cars all beep

But I don't care cause I'm still on my feet

I hear my name and I turn around

It's Ms. Wellinger she's down on the ground

I help her up cause she's old as hell

She tries to thank me but I run and yell

I've gotta go I've gotta get my drink

There's 15 minutes left I don't wanna think

I arrive with 10 minutes to spare

The Mars-tender shoots me a look

I order my Mars-tini on the rocks

Look to my left at an IP-Alien

He looks friendly so I buy him a drink

He gets his blaster shoots between my ears

I fall down and hear him say

I only drink that Space Beer!

I wake up and I'm covered in sweat

I'm lying down and I feel like a wreck

I'm coming to and I ain't on Mars

I look around this ain't even a bar