Devil's Lettuce Lyrics

I'm ready girl

You know it

See you in your wellies

Got some roses and they're ready to pot

Hand full of seeds

So help me sow it

I see the way you fork

not just the greenhouse that is making me hot

You know I dig

The way you're digging

I love a dirty lady

Ain't no soil gonna spoil my mood

She loves them big, so fertilise me

Sprinklers set to turbo

know you're hungry and it's time to

Take a nibble on my devil's lettuce

Take a ride and don't hide it

Take a walk through my salad garden

We'll be growing goodness tonight

Take a nibble on my devil's lettuce

Take a ride and don't hide it

Take a walk through my salad garden

We'll be growing goodness tonight

Mmm have a look at my cabbages, Oh you dirty bastard

I like the way you look in those ober-jeans

Right tasty

If you wanna mow

I've got a ride on

We've let the tension grow for far too long

Girl I love your cans

When you're watering

It's time that we made plans

So let me in and

Take a nibble on my devil's lettuce

Take a ride and don't hide it

Take a walk through my salad garden

We'll be growing goodness tonight

Take a nibble on my devil's lettuce

Take a ride and don't hide it

Take a walk through my salad garden

We'll be growing goodness tonight

I'll be your Monty Don

Come girl let's get it on

Somehow it feels so wrong

And yet it feels so right

Can't get you out my head

Lay down in my raised bed

It's time we both got fed

I know you're hungry so

Take a nibble on my devil's lettuce

Take a ride and don't hide it

Take a walk through my salad garden

We'll be growing goodness tonight

Take a nibble on my devil's lettuce

Take a ride and don't hide it

Take a walk through my salad garden

We'll be growing goodness tonight

Take a nibble on my devil's lettuce

Take a ride and don't hide it

Take a walk through my salad garden

We'll be growing goodness tonight

Take a nibble on my devil's lettuce

Take a ride and don't hide it

Take a walk through my salad garden

We'll be growing goodness tonight