How The Living Half Lives (Gotta Try a Bidet) Lyrics

Life in hell has gotten pretty boring

I ain't been out for a thousand years

The new damned souls have filled me with the stories

Things been changing up in here

Told myself it's time I was coming

See those things I missed below

What you know last night I was summoned

Now that I'm here I gotta know

How the living half lives

What's a telephone

How the living half lives

How a freight train go

How the living half lives

What's a TV show

How the living half lives

How'd the Renaissance go

I'd like to see some modern marvels

Learn about this strange new world

A short vacation could do marvels

I'm cooped up in the underworld

Spend my work day torturing sinners

I could use some empathy

Walk a mile in mortal innards

Make a better demon if I see

How the living half lives

What was Y2K

How the living half lives

How is beer pong played

How the living half lives

What's a web domain

How the living half lives

How are baby carrots made

Here's my minion

Brought him along to write down everything

I command him

He can't disobey

Literally

He's a young buck

He's never learned a thing

About the Overworld

He ain't possessing a mortal body

So he can't touch a thing

I'm incorporeal

Be our teachers

Help us to learn the 21st century

Just one month then

We will return to hell

And your son comes back as well

And back at home we'll tell

How the living half lives

Why is indoor plumbing all the rage

How the living half lives

What is Gatorade

How the living half lives

Why is capitalism late stage

How the living half lives

Gotta try a bidet

How the living half lives