Bathing Suit Lyrics

Who would care if I jumped in in my underwear

Dinner party's nice

I shared my card and I shook your hand twice

I even think the dog thinks I'm nice

Who would sigh if I tied back my hair and tried out that dive

Dancing is just fine

But my heels, Camille and the sex appeal

Let's be real

Wouldn't it be cute

For all to be mute

Just you and me and kisses

Under the meniscus

Wouldn't it be cute

Its not forbidden fruit

Who needs a bathing suit

Maybe Michael will join

He'll force Juliet to stop being so coy

Then Theresa will see and while she looks right at me

She'll Nick by the hand

They don't know how deep it is or where they'll land

So who would care

If I jumped in in my underwear

Dinner party's nice

But that's my advice

Don't think twice