Sound Investment Strategy in Bingo and not Gold Lyrics

Bert buys tickets every single week

Allthough there is quite a lot of concerned critique

His friends say that the chances are small

But someone has to win at all

Bert has done the math

And he knows: this is the path

Bert invests in bingo

He does not invest in gold

Bert invests in bingo

For the time when he is old

Bert invests in bingo

That's his cunning plan

Bert invests in bingo

Isn't Bert a clever man

Bert is immune against attacks

That he pays an idiot tax

He does not believe in real estate

In bonds or stocks - but wait

Bert has done the math

And because of that he is absolutely sure he knows the path and doesn't hesitate

Bert invests in bingo

He does not invest in gold

Bert invests in bingo

For the time when he is old

Bert invests in bingo

That's his cunning plan

Bert invests in bingo

Bert invests in bingo

Bert invests in bingo

Isn't Bert an amazing, exceptional, fantastic, incredible, extraordinary, marvelous, singular, special, unheard of, canny,brainy, ingenious, able and brilliant man