Bundle Of Joy Lyrics

Just got a text that fucked up my day

Old fling of mines, said her period is late

And we may have a baby up on the way

Couldn't muster up anything to say

Room grew quiet, sitting there in silence

How the hell am I supposed to reply

Whipping falling tears up out of my eyes

Just know I'm not the type of guy

Knocking women up and trying to take flight

Like Mike when sporting Air Nikes

Whole life thrown away in one damn night

Lord, Lord, Lord how the hell did this happen

Told her I loved her, I was just capping

Saying the right things, trying to get her open

Hoping, she'd let me take a swim up in that ocean

Forgot about the life vest, too worried about deep stroking

Started swimming back to the shore

Heard her say, are you sure you don't want more

So is it my fault or is it hers

For being clumsy and falling for my words

Either way there's no way that I can stay

Thinkin we should weigh out our options today

Don't believe in abortion, but what about adoption

Not trying to take the easy way out

But hear me out

No father figure growing up inside my house

Refuse to have my seed going down the same route

Before I finished she punched me in my mouth and stormed out