Real Sly Steezy Lyrics

The real Sly Steezy gotta stand up, the real Sly Steezy gotta stand up

Sly Steezy, bitch, The real Sly Steezy,

They really wanna be me but it really ain't

That easy

So the real Sly Steezy gotta stand up, the real Sly Steezy gotta stand up

Bitch its Sly Steezy, bitch, The real Sly Steezy, They really wanna be me but it really ain't

That easy

So the real Sly Steezy gotta stand up, the real Sly Steezy gotta stand up

Y'all actin' like you've never seen Steez in Human form

A rare breed, they comparing me to a unicorn

I ain't jerkin' off to porn, I got your bitch to stroke me daily

A white addict rapper, hates his baby mom like Shady

And Shady made me

Doesn't it sound crazy

That I smoke an ounce of trees, drink a fifth of Heem on the daily

Toxic women love Sly Steez,

Oh my god, his curly blonde hair and his blue Eyes look icy

But they didn't like me when I was broke and I Had no car to drive

Had to bust missions on my skateboard in the Summertime,

More than meets the eye

I'm a fuck yo girl, I'm the pizza guy

When a big nut from Sly hits yo girl in the eye, That's a Whorè

Singin to yo girl like Morray

She said, while we do some foreplay, can we Listen to some Coldplay

I'm like, no way

Chris Martin never got the party started

I said, if I beg your pardon, can I confess to my Latest arson

These fuckers wish that they could rap like Steez, dress like Steez, blow dro, fuck hoes

Like Steez

Do the drugs like me

Probably OD

You guys can try as you please, you'll never quite be Sly Steez

Sly Steezy, bitch, The real Sly Steezy,

They really wanna be me but it really ain't

That easy

So the real Sly Steezy gotta stand up, the real Sly Steezy gotta stand up

Bitch its Sly Steezy, bitch, The real Sly Steezy,

They really wanna be me but it really ain't

That easy

So the real Sly Steezy gotta stand up, the real Sly Steezy gotta stand up

All these other rappers lie in they raps to get streams

Well, I don't

I won't say I got a Glock with a beam

You think I'm finna lie about some street shit

What's the point of making this music if I say it and don't mean it

Of course I'm finna say what I just live

Imagine me telling fibs, you know that I never did, why would I do that

We ain't nothing but humans

Shit, most of them stupid, brain dead, belong in institutions

My homie getting racks off NFTs and crypto

So hit him if you need some tips on how to

get some quick dough

And if you feelin' how I feel, life's a shit show

I do this shit for me, but hope it gets me rich, though

These fuckers wish that they could rap like Steez, dress like Steez, blow dro, fuck hoes

like Steez

Do the drugs like me, probably OD, you guys can try as you please, you'll never quite

be Sly Steez

Sly Steezy, bitch, The real Sly Steezy,

They really wanna be me but it really ain't

That easy

So the real Sly Steezy gotta stand up, the real Sly Steezy gotta stand up

Bitch its Sly Steezy, bitch, The real Sly Steezy,

They really wanna be me but it really ain't

That easy

So the real Sly Steezy gotta stand up, the real Sly Steezy gotta stand up