Unverifiable Religious Experience Blues Lyrics

I met Jesus in the sauna,

Came and held me like a dream.

Came and held me like Madonna

In some 13th Century scene.

Just as I passed out he whispered,

"Life ain't always what it seems."

Man, I wish that they would warn you

You start to see things in the steam.

I can't forget, no, I can't forget, no, I can't forget, no, I can't forget, but

I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it.

I can't forget, no, I can't forget, no, I can't forget, no, I can't forget, but

I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it.

Saw St Peter stuck in traffic

Pounding on his steering wheel.

More erratic than seraphic,

I guess we all know how that feels.

Locked eyes in the rear-view mirror,

Silently we made a deal.

If it all sounds undramatic

That's just how you know it's real.

I can't forget, no, I can't forget, no, I can't forget, no, I can't forget, but

I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it.

I can't forget, no, I can't forget, no, I can't forget, no, I can't forget, but

I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it.

And lo, I heard those angels sing, but when I returned, they didn't believe a goddamn thing.

I've got the unverifiable religious experience blues.

I've got the unverifiable religious experience blues.

I've got the unverifiable religious experience blues.

I've got the unverifiable-