Day Job Lyrics

I gave up my day job

To rage on

Pay day gone

Okay mom

Stay calm

Dull crayon

To engrave on

Pray god

Not to prey on

In a basement like radon

Not what they want

Yet what I was raised on

Against great odds

Need a seance

In their croquet lawns

I mail bombs

Seem to chase dogs

Congratulations

I'm an abomination

I hate myself and my creations

Gave up my day job to rage on

Rage on

Pay day gone, it's ok mom

Rage on

Rage

I'm on the radio

You're on paleo

Fingernail play dough

I can't make my way home

I cry into a pay phone

Message at the same tone

Get on an empty plane flown

With vain hope

They took a vote

stay home

Is what they wrote

Quit my day job, symbolic

Freed workaholic

Hate not hyperbolic

They called me an alcoholic

Ironic

With what logic

I'm episodic

Was chronic

Hold the gin, just the tonic clonic

A bomb atomic

Now I'm on the topic

Catastrophic

You're microscopic

I quit because you're psychotic

I'm not so neurotic

Or catatonic

One finger pneumonic

For iconic

Gaze sardonic

You're a comic idiotic