Another Easter Alone (& The Hog Ain't Up) Lyrics

Yeah said trespass skate

And smoke in abandoned lots

Jansport packed with pot

Bolt cutters pair of channel locks

Had it out for jocks ever since

Mama made me pretend to be

One of the wanna be

Little league Red Sox

Ain't never had hops

PF's never left the box

I ain't hopping no fence

Run up and cut the padlock

I ain't scared to burden Mr. Mertle

Pet and make friends

With the motherfucking

Beast of the sandlot

Of the sandlot

Homie of the sandlot

Back drop that backstop

Don't serve a purpose

Like that cervix do

She been dripping a little

Like ma'am have you ever

Had a thought of what

A simple service would do

See the outside pretty

What them inners do

Promise I'll be finished

In a minute or two

See my roommates out of town

Car bed in the house

Got DDR 3 and Fox and the Hound

I just keep on growing babe yeah

I'm wrecking everything that's in my way

I just keep on growing babe

I'm wrecking everything that's in my way

Yeah at age 13 never hesitate to blaspheme

He already been raging against the machine

Internet and his very own HP

Barenstain Bears turned Barely 18

Plot and scheme wait for him to leave

To steal Matt's dad's big titty magazines

All eight gigs of his iPod Gen 3

Dedicated to 240p Amy Ried scenes

Fuck a hand out

Girl put your hands down

Why am I the only

One here with my pants down

I know you have stances

But me I have stanzas

You and him are cool

But me and you like cancer

Shit handsome babyface

Neck like a canine

Up all night showing

Lil' Red what space like

Have her phone home

Buy time no FaceTime

Pupils still on ET in broad daylight

You just keep on growing babe yeah

You're wrecking everything that's in your way

You just keep on growing babe yeah

You're wrecking everything that's in your way

What's that oh right right

Yeah see a lot of care was

Don't mind if I disappear

I've been dipping all my issues

Since I can remember steering

I got the wheel don't worry

We won't crash but I'll pull the e-brake

And you can walk with your ass

We just keep on growing babe yeah

We're wrecking everything that's in our way

We just keep on growing babe yeah

We're wrecking everything that's in our way

Oh we just keep on