Mr. Average Lyrics

I'm just an average guy

There's none more average than I

I keep my secrets to myself

I don't make waves or wreck my health

My life's a picture of normality

My every move's my own

I could never be alone

Mr. Average

I work religiously till five

And I adore my wife and child

My boss is happy with my work

i keep my fingers in the dirt

I've got no real career ambition

I don't wanna rock the boat

I can always keep afloat

I'm Mr. Average

Time marches on and every move you make is

Calculated to the smallest degree

The world is down on average people who all

See themselves as just as average as me

Don't ask me why

I'm just an average guy

Time marches on and every move you make is

Calculated to the smallest degree

The world is down on average people who all

See themselves as just as average as me

And they can only blame themselves

they don't make waves or wreck their health.

they take no interest in asking why

They're just the average guys

I'm just an average guy, there;s none more average than I

I'm just an average guy, there's none more average than I

Like to say more but I must fly, I'm just an average guy