I quit smoking, Pt. 2 Lyrics

Now it's been a couple of months

And I think I've shown

Some endurance

It's time to get my yearly physical

That comes free with insurance

They check my height and my weight

They even checked my blood sugar

While I was checking out

The nurse fine ass

Cuz she's a good looker

Boy I bet she could cook up

A lovely eggs Benedict

Which is what I was thinking

When I drop the pen

Just being a dick

I guess that's one of the perks of having medical Benefits

Then she asked me

If I'm allergic to any known medicines

I'm like na, not that know of

And I'm almost never sick

But I've been having chest congestion

Prescribe ya boy some phenergan

And make sure it's with codeine

So I can can stop all this coughing

Then she said

Because of the Feds

It's a flag

For controlled substance

Then something caught her attention

About my A1C

She said I'm not diabetic

But I need to watch what I eat

Do regular exercise

And get plenty of sleep

Stop smoking cigarettes

But she didn't say nothing

Bout smoking weed

Plus being African American

Puts you at higher risk

Of having erectile dysfunction

And problems with other shit

If I didn't hear nothing else

I heard problems about my dick

And I let that be my motivation

And the reason for me to quit

Smoking

I quit smoking

Yea it took it

A little second

For you to realize

Cuz normally

When you'd see me

Shit, I'd usually be high

Just minding my own business

Nigga, done be surprised

I quit smokin, in, in

Yeah, I quit smokin