My Sweater Lyrics

Please take me home

I swear it

Shouldn't be like

All the past tries

Leave me alone

Don't go, I'm

Sorry, I guess

For the last time

New sweater with a vomit stain

Embroidered angst, and reeks of shame

I tried it on and took it home, now

Ten years later, I've outgrown it

But the return policy is

In a language I can't read, so

I'll just have to find a way to

Keep all of my new clothes safe

Maybe it'll fit again someday, they say

I can't give this thing away

Please take me home

I swear it

Shouldn't be like

All the past tries

Leave me alone

Don't go, I'm

Sorry, I guess

For the last time

Red-faced and sworn to silence

I feel on the brink of violence

If i could put on my sweater

I could feel a little better

But I know I'd look ridiculous

Plus the material makes me ticklish

I'll just have to live without it

Find something that fits the fix

So begins a brand new era

One in which I'll try I swear a

Half an effort goes a long way

Imagine if I gave it all away

I've gotten too old for the

Back and forth, escaping and

indulging life, i cannot die with

Nothing left behind

Maybe it'll fit again someday, they say

I can't give this thing away

Maybe it'll fit again someday, they say

I can't give this thing away