Miracle Wonder (Angels of Commerce mix) Lyrics

I got the Miracle Wonder

They sent it registered mail

I sent them twenty more dollars

And got the miracle pail

Before I opened each letter

I scrubbed my ten fingernails

I followed all the directions

Down to the smallest detail

It read The Miracle Wonder

Could change your life in a single day

Help me Miracle Wonder

Take my troubles away

I told my friends and my family

There's not a second to waste

List your worst misdemeanors

Now we can get them erased

I washed my hands every morning

To keep them humble and chaste

And every night I would kneel

And splash it onto my face

They say the Miracle Wonder

Is like an all you can eat buffet

Help me Miracle Wonder

Take my troubles away

So mamas gather the children

And all the broken men too

You've got to make an appointment

Then I'll see what I can do

You need to make it specific

Don't say a couple or few

Be careful what you're requesting

Because it's gonna come true

I tell you mystical water

Won't distinguish from save or slay

When the Miracle Wonder

Takes your trouble away

Beware the Miracle Wonder