Lo Mein Lyrics

Call you the Running One with the Canyon

Offer you up to Red Bull

Fuck you and your companion

Until you get a head full

Of knowledge understanding and protein

No you don't know me

I am just a man of low means

Stir fry you bitch in some fucking lo mein

Bitches ain't gotta read

Check out my pussitionary

My favorite position it's missionary

Especially if your pussy is especially hairy

Get drunk knocked out up and down find yourself married

Although some people might find that really really scary

Cutting yourself after trying to summon Mary

You know the one at the bar when Tom met Dick and Harry

My Bonnie lies over the ocean now I need a rhyming dictionary

Up and down the throat in case my sperm tastes like strawberry

Fuck me over your own cross you carry

Married before I masturbate

If you are the pie then you do what i instate

Say hello little senpai to your master sensei

Master of the art of stimulation

You're a simulation

Similar from another nation I think they were Asian

Victim of lobotomatic sensory fibulation

Been down so goddam long under the tribulation

That it looks like up to me while I do my smoke inhalation

Lost money time and love testing my mettle trying my patience

So in the end I am now the fucking Chosen One of the Ancients

Leave your ass like Hanging Gardens

Then burn down Babylon regardless

Made me heartleess I beg your pardon

You disappear off the fucking milk-box carton

Call you the Running One with the Canyon

Offer you up to Red Bull

Fuck you and your companion

Until you get a head full

Of knowledge understanding and protein

No you don't know me

I am just a man of low means

Stir fry you bitch in some fucking lo mein

Excuse me I gotta admit I got a bad habit

Why'd you grow that ass if I couldn't grab it

If I didn't look then I would be a faggot

Now you wanna slap me what is wrong with you fat b

You look like you got hell of a back kick

Let's go shooting deer and hunting rabbits

As I ride into the sunset grabbing your fat tits

By the time I give it a fat lick you're gonna be doing back flips

On my fat dick and then maybe a black dick

Roll the cameras this is gonna be classic

I'm like the new iPhone

Brown white yellow black redbone

Long as your ass is fine

Made in China bitch get in line

Trading races with other womankind

If you weren't such hoes I would be kind

If you weren't such bitches you could be mine

Make you my bitch next lifetime

Fuck again with that line

Check out single Fat Ho if you don't mind

Call you the Running One with the Canyon

Offer you up to Red Bull

Fuck you and your companion

Until you get a head full

Of knowledge understanding and protein

No you don't know me

I am just a man of low means

Stir fry you bitch in some fucking lo mein