Septic Joe Lyrics

The gas leak made him happy, turned his mind into a circus

Nothing since his wife had died had given him such purpose as

Remembering the taste of chocolate once again

Or pretending his daughter's arrival is imminent

He watches a home movie just to make sure he's still in it

The brunette one forgets her lines and then she has to wing it

The movie ends a different way each time

In this one, the priest plants a bomb in the wine

The world's not "on right" or so somebody says

Even the beach is in backwards and is too far to the left

The witch he can see sleeps in the director's chair

The witch he can see sleeps in the director's chair

His thoughts line up in sentences greasy and with typos

He reads them like a menu choosing random as the night goes

"OK Susan, something's brewing, you're too near the phone

There's a call coming in that we'd best leave alone

This show gets more confusing making less sense by the minute

He doesn't know his costars names or why he's even in it

On "The Sun That Sets on the Nothing Yet"

Someone in a lab coat sneaks onto the set

The world's not "on right" or so somebody says

Even the beach is in backwards and it's too far to the left

The witch he can see sleeps in the director's chair

The witch he can see sleeps in the director's chair