MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME ft. Natalie Kroh Lyrics

Now, why am I bringing this up?

Headliner

Early show

Tip top

Way below

Big shot

Joe Blow

Centerfold

Jane Doe

Supernumerary principal

Superduper wary hero

Non-playable lead role

All three

Pre rolled

I just wanna get involved

At the center of it all

Cut through the noise, break through the ice

You play the game but you've got no dice

Got a new mixtape?

Yeah, that's nice

Just think twice, that's my advice

'Cause as much as you wanna be, you're not alone

There are others with you in this boat

And I know they're looking close

At what I show and what I don't

So I always do the most

And I kind of mean to boast

But I've got a show to host

Whether you show or you don't

And if you don't know, now you know

I'm the main character

Sharing my pain with the world in a way that they care about

All of my dirty laundry, I air it out

If I wore lingerie, I'd prolly tear it off

I tend to bare it all

And if you don't care for this dick I don't care at all

I try to entertain

But maybe I should entertain the idea that I'm terrible

My arrogance is unbearable, uh

Everyone's putting on airs

Like anyone cares

They carry themselves like no one else is there

Like they're the heir apparent

Like the stage is all theirs

But what about the spare players?

Before my performance I stare in the mirror

I'm the self-awarest of em all

This is my show, you're just an extra

That's why I'm so extra

I'm the source of the news, I'm extra extra

Larger than life, complex, et cetera et cetera

And I was so sure that I was the main character

Even though I knew there was no such thing

I had to pretend I was anyway

Otherwise there would be no point to anything

Think about it for a second