Edmund and Timothy Lyrics

Got the Bri'ish here

Get outta prison, you wankers

My women like cash

Three racks no attacks

Met a mad lad

I think he was absolutely bonkers

Tried runnin' up

Tried runnin' up

Tried runnin' up my pockets

Get down peasant

I may not like women

But you know I like men;not really

Cheers mate, can you hand me the mic

Piss off

I like beans on toast

Beans

And my brother's a wanker

Wanker

I was on the Titantic

Told em' to put down the anchor

I got ice on my wrist

Like jewels on the crown

God bless the Queen

But right now she's in the ground

Hahahaha

I got an English breakfast

I'm talking eggs and a muffin

Fart

I really like this girl

I think I shot by cupid

I'm just playing

Bro all girls are stupid; not really

Uoaaaaaaaa

Woah, woah, woah

It's tea time

Slurp

You really thought we were done

Didn't ya

I mean, just abou

Er- aa- u

Mother dick

I was on the bus

And I really had to cough

Cough

This lady told me to

Put on a mask, I said

Slag off

Innit

See you later blokes

Cheerio

I still like men

Me too

Hehe, cock

Hahahaha