Low Body Count Lyrics

You want a girl with a low body count

You want a girl with a low body count but

You been plantin' seeds in every garden in town

You took home the World Cup for most goals scored

Every hole in town you been plugging your AUX cord

But your beauty queen can't have taken any trophies home

You want a girl with a low body count

But hey, who's counting

He wants her to have the body of a Miss Venezuela

But kept under wraps like a nun Ave Maria

Out there not getting none

He got all the machismo but none

Of the looks of a stud from a Telenovela

I won't ask where she learned it from

What she learned, she's no Cinderella

And frankly my dear I don't give a damn

His loss is my gain

My gain from your restrain

My gain is her domain

You weigh a simple ton and plain

I'll just benefit from her experience earned

She's been putting in the miles on her body

She's my F1 driver with nerve

She takes on the gearshift

Mami can take on any curve

If something like that make you wanna swerve

I'll be in the rear view

Bout to gain on her terrain

Cause the fuel in my tank

Gets drained the same either way

You want a girl with a low body count

You want a girl with a low body count but

You been plantin' seeds in every garden in town

You took home the World Cup for most goals scored

Every hole in town you been plugging your AUX cord

But your beauty queen can't have taken any knight's sword

You want a girl with a low body count

But hey, who's counting

You wanna girl with a low body count

But who's counting

Should your future queen be concerned

How many nails you're out there pounding

Happy for the ones who are out there free free

Getting their own

Cause otherwise it would be just me and my hand

On a Saturday night getting off alone

I'm a lot of things but a goddamn hypocrite ain't one

I know what I am and if that makes me a man-whore

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn for I hit and quit any one

I know no hoe better be countin' on me

To be on some Pope Francis celibacy

I said no hoe better be counting on me

To be on some Pope Francis celibacy

You want a girl with a low body count

You want a girl with a low body count but

You been plantin' seeds in every garden in town

You took home the World Cup for most goals scored

Every hole in town you been plugging your AUX cord

But your beauty queen's castle can't have been explored

You want a girl with a low body count

But hey, who's counting

You wanna girl with a low body count

But who's counting

Should your future queen be concerned

How many nails you're out there pounding

Drop that body low

Drop that body low girl

Count one two threee four

Drop that body low

Count 'em as you go

Matthew, Mark, Luke or Joe

Drop that body low

Drop that body low girl

Count one two three four

Would you drop that body low

Drop that body low

Who you gonna take home

Just don't think you understand

Girls go through 50 frogs to find a prince

When the shots don't always land

You end up with the wrong man

So if your university years

And all your opposite sex peers

Taught you all the things you know now

And I benefit from all your know how

Lucky me you graduated with a degree

PHD Masters in Anatomy

She likes the homework in sensuality

Four.zero graphic in and out of me

You want a girl with a low body count

You want a girl with a low body count but

You been plantin' seeds in every garden in town

You took home the World Cup for most goals scored

Every hole in town you been plugging your AUX cord

But your beauty queen can't have been adored

You want a girl with a low body count

But hey, who's counting

Drop that body low

Drop that body low girl

Count one two three four

Drop that body low

Count 'em as you go

Matthew, Mark, Luke or Joe

Drop that body low

Drop that body low girl

Count one two three four

Would you drop that body low

Drop that body low

Matthew, Mark, Luke or Joe

Drop that body low

Drop that body low girl

Count one two three four

Drop that body low

Who you gonna take home